Matthew McConaughey
How to Land A Wife in 10 Days …
Look In Your Wet Dreams!!!
Published November 22, 2025 11:44 AM PST
Matthew McConaughey was feeling way more than “alright, alright, alright” during a dream one night … revealing he ejaculated in his sleep … and it led him to his wife, Camila Alves!
The actor made his emission admission in his “Lyrics of Living” newsletter Friday, according to Us Weekly … explaining he had laid his head down on the pillow one night and dreamt about his 88th birthday, where he was surrounded by 22 women and 88 children — having fathered one child for each year of his life.
McConaughey claims the women all knew each other well … and they all shared happy times and good memories — no green-eyed monster jealously rearing its ugly head at the affair.
He then writes, “They all gathered around me on the porch for a family photograph, and we looked toward a large-format box camera on a tripod at the top of the driveway. Three! Two! One! Then I came.”
Bizarre, right? Except Matthew says he learned a lesson “Ghosts of Girlfriend’s Past” style … realizing he didn’t want to be a bachelor forever — he wanted to be a father and a partner.
McConaughey says he stopped looking for the perfect woman … allowing the universe to simply work its magic instead — and, just a few months later, he met Camila, the only woman he says he’s “ever wanted to take on a date, sleep with, or wake up next to. “
Matthew and Camila met in 2006 and welcomed two children together before they married in 2012, and a third just months after tying the knot.
Moral of the story … big life lessons can hit when ya least expect it … just make sure to shower off after they do.
