Party Cannon is about to make 2026 stupid as hell (good stupid) with a European tour featuring Internal Bleeding. So y’know – all the laughs you can get in before someone slaps you right in the head. Get your tickets here.
“The dumbest tour of the year is back with voracious contempt and we’ve put together a lineup that can only be described as the epoch of barbarity,” wrote Party Cannon.
“It’s an honour to say the undisputed kings of slam Internal Bleeding are coming to settle all scores and anoint the UK in servitude on this co-headliner in April. That’s right, two headline sets in one night from both Party Cannon and Internal Bleeding. High tariff behaviour and extreme IQ loss guaranteed – I would legitimately recommend wearing a helmet to this one as injuries are inevitable.
“It’s unreal to be touring with the band that started it all; Internal Bleeding are the band that made me discover my love for ignorant riffing which coincidentally coincided with discovering my love of punching dry wall.
“We’re raising the stakes on this tour – new release, new songs in the set, upgraded stage show and even bringing back a certain classic from the demo days we haven’t played in many years. We’ve enlisted the most corrupt scientific professionals to help us produce a show that’s as harmful to your IQ as possible. Concentrated dumbassery in its purest form.”
4/22 Newcastle UK The Grove
4/23 Glasgow UK Slay
4/24 Dublin IRE Grand Social
4/25 Manchester UK Rebellion
4/26 Leeds UK Key Club
4/27 Nottingham UK Rescue Rooms
4/28 Exeter UK Phoenix
4/29 Cardiff UK Clwb Ifor Bach
4/30 Birmingham UK Asylum
5/1 Southampton UK Papillon
5/2 London UK Incineration Festival
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